Symposium Components

1. Tenuously flattering introduction
2. Joke about microphone
3. Probing spiritual commands
4. Light-hearted biblical allusion to show how much stock you place in that
5. Pointed mention of funding
6. Superfluous pictures of your spawn
7. Upwards of a quarter-day to waste
8. A considerate few to chortle at quips
9. Bulbous analog clock to mock the audience