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Made some poor financial decisions today. Something in me comes unhinged whenever I set foot in a store that has been meticulously designed to look like an abandoned warehouse. Namely, any of the Urban Outfitters, Inc subsidiaries. Shopping is always very frustrating for me, because no stores carry my size which is a Baby Gap size medium. Now I’m feeding twenty dollar bills into the garbage disposal while playing Hall & Oates’ “Rich Girl” on repeat.