20 Texts From My Mom

today.

after dressing out for p.e.

haven jones was walking outside, alone.

approached from behind.

by someone yelling,

“look at those booty shorts.  wooo hooo.”

to which haven replied, “gurlfriend. these ain’t

no booty shorts. now watch it before i go  kanye

up on you”

did i mention there were 6 of them?

and one of haven.

and they were bigger than her.

she said she felt strong.

she said she has heard this is the

group of girls that bully you.

then ask, “you gotta phone?”

“what kind is it?”

haven  was prepared to say,

“i have a droid” .

they would not want to steal a droid.